Welcome to bitcoin, where every chart genius guarantees it’s about to go to $1 million and/or $10K.
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You can just draw lines and stuff.
YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND! THE HOMER SIMPSON AFTER THE HIPPO DICK MEANS IT’S REALLY GOING UP THIS TIME!
but also maybe not. either way i’ll say i predicted it later.
I'm still accepting bets from the 58k gang. No takers so far.
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL MARKET ANALYSIS: SCHRÖDINGER’S BITCOIN 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN IS SIMULTANEOUSLY MOONING AND DOOMING
🔎 CURRENT FORECASTS:
📈 Chart Guy #1: “$1 MILLION INCOMING 🚀📊”
📉 Chart Guy #2: “WE’RE GOING BACK TO $10K 😱📉”
🧙♂️ Macro Guru: “I called both of these outcomes in 2021, so I’m never wrong.”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL POSITION:
✅ If Bitcoin drops, it’s a “healthy retrace.”
✅ If Bitcoin pumps, it’s a “textbook breakout.”
✅ If Bitcoin trades sideways, it’s “accumulation before the move.”
✅ No matter what happens, someone will screenshot a post claiming they predicted it.
💡 New Rule: If you make a price prediction, you must post your net worth allocation too.
🔁 Repost if you stack regardless of what the charts say.
⚡ Zaps = Technical analysis that actually matters.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinIsBothUpAndDown #TrustTheProcess #StackOrSuffer #bitcoin #studybitcoin
It's going up forever Laura!
Hi daniel! In the world of analysts ₿ there are no half measures. Either inconceivable euphoria or inconceivable fear and terror. This is the market sentiment. Instead I think that the more ₿ it has a healthy and slow growth the better.
I still don’t understand any of the charts lol