🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL MARKET ANALYSIS: SCHRÖDINGER’S BITCOIN 🚨

📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN IS SIMULTANEOUSLY MOONING AND DOOMING

🔎 CURRENT FORECASTS:

📈 Chart Guy #1: “$1 MILLION INCOMING 🚀📊”

📉 Chart Guy #2: “WE’RE GOING BACK TO $10K 😱📉”

🧙‍♂️ Macro Guru: “I called both of these outcomes in 2021, so I’m never wrong.”

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL POSITION:

✅ If Bitcoin drops, it’s a “healthy retrace.”

✅ If Bitcoin pumps, it’s a “textbook breakout.”

✅ If Bitcoin trades sideways, it’s “accumulation before the move.”

✅ No matter what happens, someone will screenshot a post claiming they predicted it.

💡 New Rule: If you make a price prediction, you must post your net worth allocation too.

🔁 Repost if you stack regardless of what the charts say.

⚡ Zaps = Technical analysis that actually matters.

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