Because we’re not a homogeneous country (very few of those listed are anymore after a decade of replacement immigration).

Plus, 80% of the American population is retarded. 95% of our teachers are retarded.

There aren’t enough teachers to teach our majority retarded population.

Too busy spending money "keeping the world safe"

..."free"

There's not such thing as a free lunch, or free education

I don't think you should desire "free" education, because nothing is free in this world