Tfw you get done with your shower and figure out you have to take a dump.
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Wtf. This is the content I’m paying for 😂
You know what I’m talking about.
Wish I didn’t
Me too.
On another note. Picture a 220 pound, 6’3 man coming out of a porta potty with his overalls undone because he forgot to look if there was toilet paper before he took a shit. Then, think about a 23 year old attractive woman holding a little girls hand, and seeing this man leave the porta potty, with a slightly bow legged gait. She quickly looked at her feet and didn’t make eye contact. This man walked past her, opened the door of the next porta potty, to find some toilet paper.
pure signal 🤣
😂
These are the real conversations that bring people together.
The real life struggles of our day to day lives. The plight of the common man.
Ach #toiletchain 🧻 problems 🫂
Gotta get on the bidet train bro. My butt is always clean.
When my house gets done, I’m putting one in. I need one with a shampoo dispenser though; cats have hairy asses.
That might... That might actually exist lol
I’m sure it was invented in Japan. Idk why, but I’m very certain.
At the risk of generalizing a whole group of people: I'd totally agree with you.
This must be a ‘guy’ thing 😳
Sorry 😔 I hesitated to make the joke but it's because their so damn good at inventing things that are fantastically useful
They seriously are. I’m planning to order some of the efficiency furniture used over there for my office. Stuff is so dang cool.
It wasn’t a negative remark on my part for sure. They’re friggin brilliant.
Just received a new fountain pen from Japan. Absolutely love it. Most of my watches and kitchen knives are also from Japan. Absolute legends.
I love their knives!
Hold an edge for years!
context really helps with replies 😂🤣
They really are edgelords.
😂 well, new term for my lexicon
I was going to say this went downhill fast but it basically already started in the gutter
It started in the sewer, in Splinter’s Sphincter.
At the bottom of the Crack of Doom.
I was thinking more along the lines of a trench, in the Somme’s in February, on the front line.
That’s some deep shit.
Tench foot deep. So moist.
God the word moist makes so many people uncomfortable. 🤣😂
You’re picking on the word “moist” after you’ve spent twenty minutes talking about your arse, defecation and peen?
I tried to take the conversation to Japan.
I think you may have to reconsider what makes people uncomfortable 😂
Go up to a random person and say, “Moist.”
I dare you.
I tell the cook at my school her muffins are moist every morning. She loves it.
You like her moist muffins do you?
I brought her zucchini bread last week. We had a whole thing. She asked me how I held my zucchini. If I wait it for it to go soft before I use it. Then we talked about how she wanted to put my zucchini in her moist muffins.
Is there such a thing as zucchini bread?
Yes. It’s very good. You might not like Sikto’s though. It’s gone soft.
So the harder the better then?
No just regular zucchinis. It’s great.
This another US thing again?
Became popular around WWII.
It’s actually delicious. Kind of like banana bread or morning glory bread
Ffs..morning glory bread?? Seriously!
Well when you say it that way 🤣
That one is new on me too.
Here, super moist morning glory with extra nuts
Yes, it’s awesome.
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Aren’t you a cat?
Just lick your own butt.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣
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