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I didnt want to tell everyone until the time was right... and now is that time:

I'm psychic. 💯. Ask me anything.

Seriously, anything. It's free.

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When will I sell my next watch?

When you offer it at a fair price on an open market.

Shortly after, to be more precise.

180k sats , built to order!

You’re as accurate as my gastroenterologist, which thankfully means you know which end is up.

Will you ever locate bigfoot in the redwoods?

Yes. But it won't be livestreamed. 🤣