Your daughter brings him home to meet you. What do you say to him? 
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Looks isn’t everything… but I would have a good conversation with him 😅
Why did you dye your hair blonde?
Come back when you’ve grown your full antlers son. Then, and only then will ye be able to sire a healthy fawn.
Wanna see my box of smut?
I don't think I could stop laughing. And I would make sure she's had her tetanus shot
I see you're used to metal being inserted in your body. This is a Mek'Leth, which is used primarily for honour killings 👀
i have many holes in my body but i just don't see the point in wearing anything anymore
What's your story?
come and look at my mri scanner