I used to sleep on the floor because it’s good for your back. You know low time preference shit. Anyway…. So I’ve been doing this for like two weeks now. Back feels great. No more low back pain. Getting shit done. Productive af. All my dreams are coming true.

But then everything changed. This one morning I felt something weird. Something was just not right. I turn my head but something is off. I feel it. Idk what it is but I know it’s here. I lift my hand up to my ear. Why the fuck is there such a giant clump of earwax here today. I dig my finger in. It’s sticky and rolled up like a ball. It falls out and I feel it slide across my face. I look down and it’s a pincher bug. Fucker rolled up in a ball and suffocated on my ear wax. I never slept on the floor again and my life has spiraled ever since. Something about no solutions only tradeoffs right? Yeah no thanks.