I always thought I should start up teleplumbing. There’s telemedicine. I sit at my computer and video chat with someone about how to fix their plumbing problem. “Now reach down into that septic tank and disconnect the union to pull that sewage ejector pump out. Now don’t drop the plyers or you won’t get them back. Now scrape all the poo sludge off those wires to disconnect them.” I’d be good at it.