#ZapLife
-Set up a lightning wallet just for *sending* zaps
-Load it up with an amount you feel ok dishing out to plebs over a certain timespan, e.g. 1 month
-Stack that number of sats or more (basically spend and replace) in addition to your regular smash buys/DCA
BASICALLY JUST DON’T LET THE ZAPPENING DRAIN YOU
Zapping is cool af but most importantly is that we drain THE EXCHANGES and get sats moving peer-to-peer. That’s #winning
(side plug for the mesmerizing https://zaplife.lol by #[2])
"Zapping is cool af but most importantly is that we drain THE EXCHANGES and get sats moving peer-to-peer..."
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#[0]
Drain the exchanges 
DRAIN EM 
I knew this was inspired by something!! Of course it was you. We burned through every meme imaginable in the stackchain.. 😂😂 
Hey now that’s a special gif.
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👁️👄👁️
Stevina always flirting with my man 🤣
Sorry Lauren. Just look at this physique 
Steven I tried your trick. It didn’t work. :-( - I tried a default wallet in settings but they all still pop up when I select the lightning.
Turn off the wallet selector and choose wallet of satoshi for default wallet
It’s so hard fer me to zap. I am dum and bad.
Agreed
Thank you
Y’all thought I zapped fast before?! Holy Fak! Yayyyyyyyy!!! Ty buddha and Steven!
Omg I’m zapping work fast now!!!!!
I have to go to wallet type numbers den wait time den sometimes no
(Men with laser eyes laughing)
You can copy and paste once someone drops one.
Fack you (amazing gif of stuffed animal pooping and flipping bird that you have never seen before)
We gotta have a spaces to walk through these things..
I don’t wanna learn nothing (bratty child folds arms turn away and stares at you sticking out lower lip)
I love how Bob “bobsplains” the would be gif. This way more fun!
Man wiping cow poop under his eyes like war paint.gif
(Young woman in undergarments holds her nose and turns away - that stinks appears in bold green letters)
(Man with Down syndrome spins head around and has a befuddled Look)
(A room full of well dressed thirty something’s drinking cocktails in a luxurious skyscraper lounge. In the windows you can see the world burning in the distance. A baby’s lifeless corpse flies through one, sending glass everywhere. Shit begins oozing from the black eye holes of the party goers. - Wish you were here appears in bright red letters.)
Man slowly going backing into the pushes, bewildered, stunned, nervous, eyes wide open with an air of wishing and hoping no one saw him.gif
(A rock with googly eyes glued on smiles)
Man in a bathtub, splishing and splashing. Hand slowly reaches down.. pushes his head underwater.. holds his head there.. he drowns, boner sticks up through the water.. confusing the murderer
Use wallet of satoshi
Ew that sounds like shit
/not good
⚡️⚡️⚡️ at it again ⚡️⚡️⚡️
Having multiple lightning wallets for different risk tolerances is a hallmark of being a real bitcoiner.
Checking (LN)
Savings (LN?)
Retirement (on chain, mixed)
Inheritance (on chain, mixed)
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