🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ALERT: DEBTBRINGER 9000 HAS BEEN ACTIVATED 🚨
📉 BREAKING: Germany drops €2.5 TRILLION like it’s loose change in the couch cushions.
Fiat printer go brrr… but the gears are grinding.
🔎 GERMAN ENGINEERING STATUS REPORT:
✅ Designed precision cars
✅ Built tidy train stations
❌ Forgot that exponential debt curves don’t obey physics
🇩🇪 Current Strategy:
• Torch the balance sheet
• Play Eurozone sugar daddy
• Hope the Weimar ghosts don’t notice
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This isn’t stimulus—it’s ritual economic sacrifice.
🔥 If you’re backing a fiat bloc with duct tape and hope, you’ve already lost.
🔥 You don’t patch a sinking ship by adding another hole.
💡 NEW RULE: If your economic plan sounds like a Greek tragedy, switch to a Bitcoin standard.
⚡ Zaps = escape velocity.
🪙 Sats = your lifeboat from fiscal combustion.
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