🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ALERT: DEBTBRINGER 9000 HAS BEEN ACTIVATED 🚨

📉 BREAKING: Germany drops €2.5 TRILLION like it’s loose change in the couch cushions.

Fiat printer go brrr… but the gears are grinding.

🔎 GERMAN ENGINEERING STATUS REPORT:

✅ Designed precision cars

✅ Built tidy train stations

❌ Forgot that exponential debt curves don’t obey physics

🇩🇪 Current Strategy:

• Torch the balance sheet

• Play Eurozone sugar daddy

• Hope the Weimar ghosts don’t notice

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

🔥 This isn’t stimulus—it’s ritual economic sacrifice.

🔥 If you’re backing a fiat bloc with duct tape and hope, you’ve already lost.

🔥 You don’t patch a sinking ship by adding another hole.

💡 NEW RULE: If your economic plan sounds like a Greek tragedy, switch to a Bitcoin standard.

⚡ Zaps = escape velocity.

🪙 Sats = your lifeboat from fiscal combustion.

#FortNakamoto #GermanyGoneWild #FiatMeltdown #BitcoinOverBailouts #TrillionEuroDumpsterFire #ZapBeforeTheyTaxAir

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