What if you're honestly a dick

Honest gets first priority

People I'm excessively nice to I usually don't like , which is a form of dishonesty

I'll only listen if you've folded a fitted sheet

people who you have to be nice to are pompous assholes

everyone else gets friendly

I struggle with this one. When I was young I was definitely too nice. These days I’m probably too honest. It often doesn’t go down well