I want Greenland.

Canada has a massive national security issue without the United States. I also feel as if they will soon be in a major economic crisis due to currency collapse and tariffs.

Greenland is already considering breaking from Denmark and becoming "independent."

It would probably be wise for both countries to consider their best interest and allies during this global realignment period.

I would also accept Canada if they ask the US nicely. They know how to cook.