My toxic trait (i have many) is using soup as a trojan horse to eat 21 pieces of bread #ketostr

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I have no idea what this means but I'm for it!

Welcome to being your own worst enemy 🫂😂

How many crackers can I get in a bowl of soup is one of my games 😂

Love the games you cant lose 🤘😂

Shellfish is merely a vectir for #garlicbutter.

GarlicButter = winning 🙌

*vector

I love ot when im so excited to note somwthing that i make typos 🤘😂

Artichokes are just a vauge attempt at concealing the fact that you're just spooning butter down your gullet.

I drink any butter not used 😂

I will neither confirm nor deny that this is also what I do.

Yes pls dont tell anyone I do 🤐

bonus points if it's a compote butter.

Your secret is safe with me lmao. 🫡 and all of nostr now.

Nostr deserves to know the complete mess theyve adopted 😂

You guys be guzzling butter too?

Team tardstr my brain needs the good fats 🫂😂

Next time someone accuses me of guzzling butter, I'm just going to tell them I'm giving my brain the good fat so I can think more gooder.

The human brain is 60% fat. Imo this is why there is a violent vegan stereotype

It’s impossible to eat soup without bread

And butter

Sometimes I forget that most of you are in the northern hemisphere & experiencing the deepest throes of winter right now.

It's so humid & hot here that the thought of soup & bread is not in the least bit appealing. I can remember & can relate though.

FWIW I don't think carbs are bad for you. Soup & bread (along with starchy root vegetables) is probably pretty familiar to your genetic memory.

If you want to cut down on the number of bread pieces, you could try making the pieces 3 times bigger. It's a bit like the magic of feeding the whole world with a single pizza 😆