Someone should tell Elizabeth Warren that terrorists also use cars, mobile phones, probably even microwaves
Old ladies trying to outlaw self custody got you down?
Learn how to create a wallet with dice, you bunch of felons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxTkLwpV1Po
While you're at it, complete any other shadowy super coder tasks you have by building your own hardware from run of the mill parts.
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And banks.