Each and every man that follows me on Nostr owes me one hundred sat ZAPs!

Each and every man that follows me on Nostr owes me one hundred sat ZAPs!

Dude.. I JUST followed you. Wtf man
And I want my zaps. And all y’all will git me one hundred sat zaps. Or you will die tryin’.
And I want my zaps. And all y’all will git me one hundred sat zaps. Or you will die tryin’.
Quit slackin #[1] I want my hundred zaps 99 to go.
#[1] and #[2] get to split the sats of those who did not get their 100 sats. Reply to this to get your 100 back + 94 sats
Hmmm ok i didn’t realize i was partaking in COMMUNISM but i’m down
Don’t be a party pooper
😂😂😂