Wallet situation for myself now:

Muun for on-chain HODL'ing (and Bitwage check receiving) and submarine swapping when I feel like it (AKA when fees aren't fucking ridiculous).

Strike for (custodial) Lightning; that means I'm only putting as much as I'm comfortable with into it from Muun.

This will be final (or as final as I'm feeling after this note). I'll continuing recommending nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 and nostr:npub1mutnyacc9uc4t5mmxvpprwsauj5p2qxq95v4a9j0jxl8wnkfvuyque23vg to those who want self-custodial Lightning while affording very frequent risks of getting wrecked; I am not that person, and now need to wait for a not insignificant amount of sats to return to ZEUS on-chain.

I'll likely come back to either mentioned wallets if I feel the risk can be taken again. Godspeed, Nostriches.