On your first visit to the Free Port of #Nostr, keep in mind its official motto of 'No Mods, No Masters' (and it's unofficial motto of 'A Man Timelines, A Slave Algorithms')
Stray clear of the #Thotstr District (also known as the Godless Quarter) if you are not interested in tits and ass. On the contrary, avoid #Prudestr (the Convent) if you'd rather not leave dryer than when you came.
If your visit coincides with its popular festivities in honour of its Patron Saint #SatoshiNakamoto, usually known as #Zapathon, take care to cover your head if you don't want to be peltered in the local currency.
The city is full of foreign spies, airdropped by the many rivals of the Free Port. You'll recognize them by their robotic manner of speech, as they only repeat the same memorized lines, like a flytrap awaiting unsuspecting victims.
Many epidemics ravage the town every once in a while. #Garlic Fever, #yourmommasofiat -itis... but all of them pass quickly and without note.
And above all, remember to have fun!