ðĪĢ I am impressed ð I got a t-shirt and a wine cork keychain ððŦ ð
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I'm going to take a picture of it when I get home today. I've been waiting years for this moment ðŦ ð
Yay!!!!!!! The alt lore grows ð
Kindred âĻïļ (non-sarcastically, of course)
I can no longer use that emoji without feeling torn ðĪðððŦ
Behold! My wine barrel, in all it's lacklustrous glory. 
Glorious!! Now look, if you want to add a winecork keychain, or even a coaster or two, to your collection, then you just lemme know. I will do you that solid ððĪŠð
Also, I am gonna boost this periodically so you can have your full victory lap ð