Pro Marriage tip: whoever has the longest and sharpest toenails, wins the most space in bed.

Also, should I patent padded pajamas?

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Boom! I second this rule. Hubs calls me eagle claws.

Yeah, but mine aren’t shanky enough that’s why I always lose

My wife's a Podiatrist, I don't stand a chance πŸ˜‚

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I choose to sleep in my own bed.

Wild

Married and happy 😊