Orange pilled a stripper tonight ama

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πŸ˜‚ AMA. Ok. How’s you zap her, them?

It was most definitely a her, for one.

Got her to download WoS to start

Meant more than one her, my apologies. Nice work!

Ok here’s the pitch. NFC tags on her chose area that’s #zapable

How many sats?

So you used your "private time" for talking. 😜

There's time to talk

Ok how’d you orange pill a stripper without talking?

Sorry misread your comment. I need to go to sleep.

Lol dunno about sleep but you gotta fix your zap addy! Can't zap you

What? I just got zapped from someone else πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ Can you not zap WoS?

Weird. To my knowledge no one else has had a problem. Received plenty of zaps today.

I tried, still counts 🫑

Next time you can crowdsource your private dance 😜

Just share her lnurl

I didn't know Rohypnol was orange?

Just kidding good work mate.

Did you buy a lap dance and then ask if you could tip in sats?

My friend bought the dance and I tipped in sats, yep

How much fiat did you have to give away first?

Other than the round of drinks, none, friend bought me the dance

Did you pay for a lap dance with lightning?

Just the tip πŸ˜‚

Was that before or after he took off his thong to slap his balls on your chin?

Before

Thats the spirit never giving up or letting them down! πŸ’― orange pilling til the end good man

Was alcohol involved?

Lots, gonna regret tomorrow

Drink water.

Cop? πŸ˜‚

Good job!

You’re a hero. Are you looking for a sidekick?

Yes. Please bring money and buy me more dances

Uhhh okay it’s an honor to learn but how does this help hyperbitcoinization again?

🀣

I think this is my new calling πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘

What were her thoughts on APO, CTV, OP_VAULT and DC?

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"happy ending" now has a new meaning. πŸ˜