We were in the hood last night. She tried to order a diet and Tito. I knew what was coming next…

“Nah, we don’t do that here.”

They don’t mix pop with the liquor.

I ordered a crown (regular). Came with one regular ice cube in a short transparent plastic cup. Bought our whole group drinks.

The girls kept getting asked why they ain’t dancin.

They said we was cool and should come back.

Friends from out of town asked if we hired actors in the bar.

“If you fucked around, you would have found out if they were just playin.”

$40 out the door for everyone.