a vault! with one of those big doors

i get excited when thinking about Bitcoin cash as in paper money that is like bitcoin. I personally don't like intermediating every purchase by looking at a phone, especially in foreign countries where I'm struggling with SPanish or something.

it just needs a private bank to issue it, whose reserves are auditable on the mempool.space. and each printed note would be a claim on the private bank's bitcoin. Over time someone might lose their satoshi notes, so the reserve would slowly grow larger than the supply of actual notes.