Hence:
Them: "I just heard about this cryptocurrency thing, and bought some Ethereum. What else do you think I should diversify into?"
Me: "Oh, you poor soul. Have a seat. We need to talk."
vs:
Them: "Bro, I've been trading crypto since 2017, and I've made SO much money from it! How many dollars have you made from your dinosaur boomercoin, bro? Haven't you ever traded NFTs, bro? They're the future, bro!"
Me:

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