Why would anyone put this in their mouth?! 😂

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And if you were capable of such an act would a sign stop you? 😂

Lmao what world am I living in? 🤣🤣

So the other day I was at the gas station to put the dispenser in my ass but then there was a sign that said not to so I just bought some Doritos and went home,

Love the username btw, clever 💯👊

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⢻⡀⠀⠀⠙⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠒⠛⠛⠻⣄⣀⣠⠞⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠹⣔⠞⠁⠈⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⣀⠴⣠⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢩⡿⢶⢦⣍⡓⠒⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠙⣶⡀⢀⣴⠎⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⣼⠈⠉⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣧⣸⡄⠈⢧⡈⡙⣳⠦⢧⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣜⠁⠀⠀⠊⠙⣓⡚⠁⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠋⠛⣷⡄⠀⠉⠉⢁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣦⡸⡦⣦⠾⠐⣖⣀⣲⣠⡆⣤⣶⡄⠀⣧⠻⠤⡖⠄⣯⢳⣄⠦⠐⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠞⠁⠀⣠⠴⢒⡭⠓⠙⠳⣦⣤⠤⠞⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠚⠉⠀⢀⡴⠋⠁⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠤⠒⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⢀⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡷⠦⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡧⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡆

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢆⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣇⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠃⠀⣰⠏⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠋⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣤⣄⣀⣤⣤⠤⠶⠶⠦⠤⠤⠤⠤⠶⠶⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

Or rectum!?

I can’t even picture the scene of the crime 🤣

Crazy stuff

Rectum! hell, it killed him!

Really ?? You mean to say I’ve been filling up wrong all this time 😳

Apparently, gotta plug back into the matrix

There is always one.

I'm gonna make some of these for real.