**Oh no, I’ve triggered the final cope:

💀 ‘You must work for the government!’

💀 ‘You see Nazis everywhere!’

💀 ‘Please stfu 😂’ (aka I have no argument, just emojis)

You’re not edgy. You’re not deep.

You’re just a terminally online larper running cover for real fascists while pretending to fight ‘the system’ you don’t understand.

Newsflash, Saberkaren:

Pointing out literal Nazi organizations with public rallies and recruitment videos isn’t ‘glowie’ behaviour — it’s called having a spine.

I’m not asking anyone to join Satan.

I’m asking them to stop mistaking you for a torch.**