Well that you suck is evidence that itd be a fun hobby because you can learn. So many great videos out there. Want to tie a tarp to tree? Video. Want to tie a knot that is one way tightening? (Video) the world is your oyster. And you can use your hands in meatspace which has its own benefits.
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Re the tarp the point is you don’t have to cut any holes in the tarp to secure it. Magic!!
Honestly a hobby that’s not intuitive or easy is the best kind!