dude, for real.

I had huuuge second hand embarrassment from overhearing this conversation at a bar once

you're Taiwanese?

yeah.

so you're actually Chinese?

no. I'm Taiwanese, from Taiwan.

are you a Communist?

no. I'm not! Taiwan is a democracy!

I bet you're a spy for China haha

😮‍💨

I really hope she got out of whatever shitty first date that was.