BREAKING: Europe accidentally mistook Bitcoin for a fax machine.

Next up:

• Lightning only allowed if accompanied by thunder

• Hashes must be notarized by a bureaucrat named Klaus

• All nodes must observe mandatory siesta hours

Fiat minds trying to regulate permissionless tech is like a snail writing speed limits for cheetahs.

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