BREAKING: European Lawmakers Impose Strict Limits on #Bitcoin Wallets (Hosted and Unhosted) — Transactions Only Allowed During Official European Banking Hours, Monday 8AM to Friday 4PM. 🇪🇺
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Sorry EU, but #bitcoin doesn’t have “office hours”
😂😂😂😂 fools day.
Good one
so you can only do math from Monday 8AM to Friday 4PM 😝
And so it’s begins 😂
Officially my first April Fools. Well played sir 👏
Almost got me 😅
The EU fork hahah
Hahaha. Wonder how well that is going to work.
Might have something to do with the date? 😉😁
EU 🤡
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😂😂
God damn it! You freaking got me, dude! 💪
WTF
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Oh yes. That's a bitch! Did you know they distort the time continuum to prevent blocks coming on holidays!
The sad thing about this April 1 fools joke is that this in fact could be REAL NEWS, because the #EU #EuropeanUnion #Europe really is that #fucked #gackt #rekt! 💩
👉 TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN AND LEAVE THIS SHIT BEHIND 👈 nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzq7ueramk6pxc0j6agfvk3qv855s0dt7pdv4e45nd434caemv9pqdqqs953qqjew7kpplm0lwj65grcyl0hgeslnqzuzmtu8dgjtn2z4et7smrahs7
Well played
BREAKING: Europe accidentally mistook Bitcoin for a fax machine.
Next up:
• Lightning only allowed if accompanied by thunder
• Hashes must be notarized by a bureaucrat named Klaus
• All nodes must observe mandatory siesta hours
Fiat minds trying to regulate permissionless tech is like a snail writing speed limits for cheetahs.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinClownRegime #RegulateThis #PeerToPeerMeansAllTheTime #BankingHoursAreCute
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April fools!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hoy es el día de los Inocentes 🫣😆🤣
The what 😂
Restricting #Bitcoin transactions to banking hours undermines the decentralized ethos of crypto and highlights the need for financial sovereignty through self-custody.
This joke only works because the EU has gone full retard at this point.
Good one, I fell for it, was laughing out loud.