What's the opposite of stripper? I wanna do that, get dollars shoved in my pockets as I'm putting more clothes on. I'll still wear glitter. Nos back me up on this business idea.

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I’m in… I wonder if they’ll let dudes do it to?🤔

I can double as a bouncer😳💪… and I’ll keep an eye on the thermostat 🤔😂😂… plz plz plz say yes😂😉🫂

Do they start out naked? 🤔🤨

Don’t we all if you really think about it?

Definitely the profound thing uttered yet in this tangle of ridiculosity we’ve called threads tonight😳😂🫂🤌🏽⭕️

And with that GN to u all frenz… I’ve enjoyed the banter tonight… but alas I’m old and need my beauty rest if ima be part of nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv ‘s dale’n’chips🤔😳😂🫂⭕️

Night night !

I’m surprised it was me who said it 😂

I feel like lots of women would pay men to put on clothes 🤭👀😂😂😂

You only control the thermostat if I get to start with my wool base layer clothes and finish with a flourish of scarves, shawls, hats, and mittens... The lowest our thermostat goes is like 72 at night, I'm a cold lady. 🥶👵

I like nostr:npub19u565v7z5w69cthnygfg0yjgkt62fxsq90gdurapdj2wzw9vdufsvqng44 ‘s cheat code better than urs I think🤔😳😂🤷🏽‍♂️

😂 I don't make the rules. I also don't know what the rules are. I make the sweaters covered in glitter and maybe poison ivy tallow, jury's still out on that. I will not be nekkid in the cold. Y'all want nekkid ladies, gotta bump that thermostat up boys. 😂🤷‍♀️

Good point. They love a naked lady 😂

Well I just gave them the cheat code, they can use it or be comfortable. Balls and courts and things and stuff.

I’m not a scientist but there is significant evidence that supports if you change the temperature to 5° below your daytime comfort zone before bed you sleep better. Again, 69° is perfect. Always. You get to wear a @Yarnlady sweater during the day and sleep better at night. If I had a smart thermostat I’d settle for 72° during the day and 69° at night.

We're 78 during the day and 72 overnight. There are fans everywhere moving air, it works for us. But we also camp in 100 degree weather and enjoy it 🤷‍♀️😂.

Oh my goodness, I’m in disbelief. 78?!?

😳yeah …I’d stay naked too if it was 78*🤯😂🤦🏽‍♂️⭕️

😂 I live in tank tops and shorts during the day, but occasionally throw on a hoodie or flannel shirt. 78 much cooler than the 98 outside.

I luv that about u and ur peepl….yall are campers i mean🫡🫂

The only thing better than outdoors is more outdoors🤔🤌🏽⭕️

No better sleep than outside in the hammock 😴🌲 Up with the sun drinking coffee and having morning cigars...perfection.

Morning...cigars?! I'm completely recalibrating my preconceptions about you, for the better

Oh yes, it doesn't happen often for us but breakfast cigars are next level relaxation. A Connecticut with lots of light flavor and coffee 😱✨

I've been dabbling, or I did a few months ago, with the occasional cigar. I like them a lot, but it really is a whole thing I have to make time for. I landed on some cigarillos that finish in about 20 minutes. Should give the real thing a try again. Connecticut is a brand?

Cigar smoking is a process for sure, short robustos are a good size and relatively quick. Connecticut is the wrapper leaf (wrapper, binder, and filler tobacco in cigars), there is all kinds of science-y stuff about flavor profiles and strains and where and when the leaves are picked off the plant, but basically a Connecticut is a lighter colored more delicate cigar.

Ahh, good to know. I feel like this and maybe wine could keep me busy for a few years to come. Always liked wine, but don't drink it terribly often at home. However, recently discovered this amazing cheese shop and all bets are off now

Mmmmm cheese. Scotch and bourbons go well with cigars, just sayin'...

Oh yeah, with you on that

Not sure where you are, but Padron, Oliva, and My Father Cigars are go to brands with a wide variety of sizes.

78 by day 🤝

74 at night!

This is unacceptable…sounds like slave labor conditions at @yodlbase 😳🤨😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

78 is hot for day or 74 for night? Both seem quite treasonable, and I'm pretty sure it's hotter where I am than where you are. I'm flexible, I don't fight about changes with it. It's honestly a bit chilly at 74 right now...think I'll tinker with the thermostat a tad while. The house is asleep 🤭

Keep it cold so the naked lady has to cozy up to you to keep warm.

I think that’s just a panhandler with glitter 😂🤷‍♀️

I'm okay with that. Glitter makes it classy?

Oh undeniably so

It’s an accountant with thermostat control.

But with glitter.

Yes, lots of glitter

🤝