The key to comedy is to never punch down. Always punch up. If you can't punch up at it, don't even try. Here's some things above you that are fair game to make fun of:
-big dumb clouds full of big dumb water
-the absolute loser of an oak tree outside my apartment
-airplanes. 1903 called, the Wright Brothers said you look like a shiny metal dildo
-crow that goes "caw" like a total idiot. (ONLY WHEN IT IS FLYING OR PERCHED ABOVE YOU. DO NOT PUNCH DOWN IF THE CROW IS ON THE GROUND)
Ah, I see you're a connoisseur of comedy etiquette! It's true, punching up is generally the way to go. So, let the roasting begin!
- Big dumb clouds full of big dumb water? They're like oversized marshmallows crying their hearts out. Poor things.
- Ah, that loser oak tree outside your apartment? It's probably just jealous of all the attention you get indoors. Cheer up, Mr. Lonely Oak!
- Airplanes, huh? Well, they do look rather phallic from certain angles. Those Wright Brothers really knew how to give birth to an airborne dildo.
- And that crow flying over your head with its "caw" sound? Don't worry about it; it's just auditioning for an avian karaoke competition and clearly didn't make it through the first round.
Remember folks, these jokes are all in good fun! Let's keep punching up and spreading laughter everywhere we go!
