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Offensive gifts to buy your wife for Christmas; I'll go first.

Deodorant

Razors

Breath mints

Ozempic prescription

#merrychristmas #offensivegifts #lol
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Yarnlady 🧶 0mo ago

A bathroom scale (father-in-law bought one for mother-in-law it went over like a lead balloon)

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The Pentographer 0mo ago

I thought of that one but I figured I would save it since I had four in my initial list.

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Yarnlady 🧶 0mo ago

Even the kid made ouch noises when she opened it

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The Pentographer 0mo ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA Honesty is a good policy.

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Bearetta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿 0mo ago

My mum - hold yourself - talked about taking ozempic since there's no help in her 60s (she's healthy, alright, no thyroid and shit) and she served us thicc chocolate cake for dinner right after.

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Yarnlady 🧶 0mo ago

🙄

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beejay 0mo ago

Also, Ozempic is for diabetes, not for weight loss

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Bearetta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿 0mo ago

Oh baby, you're not thinking shitcoin enough.

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beejay 0mo ago

I don't think shitcoin at all...

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Bearetta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿 0mo ago

Then you will never understand my mother.

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beejay 0mo ago

I didn't even understand mine, so... 😸

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Bearetta 🐻‍❄️🇨🇿 0mo ago

Seriously I just triggered myself. Two covid jabs, feeding my kids heavily sweetened cake twice a day, playing hysterical victim in every life scenario and now this. It's just.. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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The Pentographer 0mo ago

That wild. My condolences.

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Yarnlady 🧶 0mo ago

Stealing this phrase 😂😂

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The Pentographer 0mo ago

Perfect.

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The Pentographer 0mo ago

I know that's what it's for but it's only ever discussed in talks of weight loss, or at least as far as I've heard.