A decentralized political movement formed by nerds whose parents ignored them as kids, and who now, as adults, desperately crave attention. They pretend to be alternative, yet somehow all listen to the exact same music, drink identical fair-trade soy lattes, and proudly wave their Greenpeace membership cards. Soap is their kryptonite. They fiercely oppose capitalism, except when spending their parents’ money. Their natural enemy is literally anyone who disagrees with them, especially if that person showers regularly.