I'm going to take a marker and rewrite this card I reckon.
What should it read instead?
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A decentralized political movement formed by nerds whose parents ignored them as kids, and who now, as adults, desperately crave attention. They pretend to be alternative, yet somehow all listen to the exact same music, drink identical fair-trade soy lattes, and proudly wave their Greenpeace membership cards. Soap is their kryptonite. They fiercely oppose capitalism, except when spending their parents’ money. Their natural enemy is literally anyone who disagrees with them, especially if that person showers regularly.
I'm inclined to give you the bounty but I need to wait to see what else shows up XD
Beta-male soy-boys that like to dress up in black and throw tantrums.
XD
Your one is in a good position since it might actually fit on the card.
Awww yissss. Short sweet and to the point!
A group of unwashed violent far left activists who think that they are fighting against fascism but are in fact themselves fascist due to the totalitarian methods they use, including censorship, subverting democracy, and violent repression of peaceful civilians. Masked up and afraid to show their faces in public in case their parents recognize them from CCTV footage and kick them out of their house, the only way to distinguish these retards from their far right jackbooted counterparts is that they typically believe that men can become women just by saying so and that the government owes them a living.
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ANTIFA:
Well, that's what they call themselves anyway..."