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Public service announcement:
You can actually buy green corn dildos.
https://www.amazon.com.au/Monster-Colourful-Suction-Flexible-Vegetable/dp/B0B8VG4G4B
They make great presents for no coiners, so they don't have to miss out on the green corn dildos.