Married during the pandemic. Rented a patio at a particular restaurant that closes for a couple hours during the middle of the day. Rental cost was so minimal.

Ordered from the menu.

Used the “max gathering” to our advantage. Nine people total including ourselves.

Wife didn’t want a diamond. Wanted a moissanite. The stimulus check easily covered it.

Maid of honor’s mother is a baker. She made the cake.

I didn’t wear a suit or a tie.

No rehearsal/dinner.

Wife’s father is a registered pastor who married us.

We made like 10 grand from our wedding after expenses.

People who blow tens of thousands of dollars on weddings should be gassed.