There are some things money can buy; for everything else, there's Nostrcard.
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Discussion
It's a NFC card which will direct you to your npub, but will it also work for zapping or payments?
Yes, you can alternatively use the nostrcard as a regular nostr:npub1mayqdaq0sd5f4uexa6aky3agr982vhqs3rw7qwm6yr9h5zetdg4q4shl50 , albeit there are no laser eyes on this design.
Credit and royalties go to nostr:npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5 for coming up with the idea and the design 🤝
For more info, you can read more and buy one in the link 👇