☀️mornin & pv nostriches and toxic plebs everywhere.

I just watched the preschooler mop an unswept floor.

- Me: “Dude, that’s not right. You’ve gotta sweep that mess up first before mopping.”

- Preschooler: “No. My way is right.”

So…I guess the moral of the story is that my preschooler is qualified to run The Federal Reserve. 🤙