Call the COPS
I am experience a nostr:nprofile1qyfhwumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetsv9njuetn9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uqzp4pn3d7rxpjfrn7l2jg56xjjhq9fv4597umpxy02uhe74lcaywjmgmd4ya DDOS attack. nostr:nprofile1qyf8wumn8ghj76r0d3jjua3sdshxjme0qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uqzqcl7vvvdckzc8nlpdqg0smwsncvtl4m240py5qypec59dues2p8d28x895 What do you recommend since you have so much experience? Do I call the FBI or naw?
This is hilarious.
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Now we just need nostr:nprofile1qqsdgvut0sesvjgulh65j9x3554cp2t9dp0hxcf3r6h9704078fr5kcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue07w03mx to live-stream an episode of himself getting arrested on Cops for DDOSing Nostr
Id zap for that.
I’d drain my wallet. Twice.
nostr:nprofile1qyfhwumn8ghj7ur4wfcxcetsv9njuetn9uq3wamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwpexjmtpdshxuet59uqzp4pn3d7rxpjfrn7l2jg56xjjhq9fv4597umpxy02uhe74lcaywjmgmd4ya brother's gonna have to take one for the team it looks like