-Distance anxiety.

Not in 2024. There are Superchargers EVERYWHERE, even super rural areas in America. I've road tripped mine across the U.S. multiple times and never had range anxiety. You ever worried about running out of gas in a car? Same damn thing.

-No parts available to repair the car.

-My mecanic can't fix it either.

Sure, but there are 100x less moving parts. The tech is more simple and streamlined. 120k Miles on mine, and never needed anything done, except new tires. Don't even have to replace break pads cuz of regenerative breaking.

-Electricity for recharging is controlled by a government monopoly in my jurisdiction.

Holy shit dude, have you looked into the global supply chain for oil???! Have you seen how much the oil companies get gov subsidies, or looked at how much they lobby in DC? Not to mention, the damn petro-dollar itself!! Oil is Fiat, literally!!!

-Ugly. Designed for wokes, not for real man.

Wtf?

-In addition to all being ugly, they all have model names with numbers instead of a simple word.

Sounds kinda baddass to me.