Just had one of the best massages of my life. I got duped into a male masseuse but rather than make a scene decided to go with it and get some actual work done on my back. #winning

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It takes a strong man to be massaged by a strong man šŸ’Ŗ

The strongest!

Used a personal male masseuse for like 3 years in the past… my body never felt better… haven’t met a woman masseuse who can achieve the same results…

Yeah, I'd had a sports massage once from a guy so should not have been surprised. The happy ending was awkward but whatever right

Reminds me of George from Seinfeld 🤭

It did not move! Not much. It was just the pleasure of knots releasing tension that felt good

...pleasure of... ...releasing... ...that felt good...

YODL after the massage:

Is this the hexican dude in the template? 🤭

That's Yolobase CEO

It had to be done. So, did it moved?

Don’t tell us

It's not sexual! It's physics. Newton's third law, action reaction!

🤣

Good call. I should be enjoying this more in the moment

Need something stronger. I read Trump's "The Art Of The Deal". This should work.

Perfect šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾

Male therapists for the win! I get this all the time. People come in and are like, ā€œWoah a male therapist? That’s super gay!ā€ Or, ā€œA guy giving me a massage? Creepy!ā€ Then we sit and chat for a bit and they receive my massage and wondered why it ever even mattered in the first place! I don’t miss couples massages. Some insecure guy giving me the side eye while I massage his wife? No thanks. Male therapists tend to be a bit more technical and kind of have to be stronger in their practice because they can’t get by on being cute and personable. The spa director at my old job vetoed the decision of the hiring manager because the massage therapist girl was attractive. But hey, I prefer being liked on merit than my looks. Anyways, I’m glad you had a good experience!

You pretty much nailed it. The bigger deal one makes about it, the more it points to them _having_ a creepy sexual component to the experience. And honestly, the random girl masseuse you get assigned otherwise isn't likely some model anyway

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