I am open to advice on how to get a red squirrel out of a sofa.
Discussion
Put a fox in the sofa
Did it explode or melt?
with food
Bonfire.
Live trap with peanut butter next to it and leave the house for the weekend.
Smoke? Haha
Don't think my wife would appreciate me picking up a new habit just to fit in with the new roommates.
Act like a nut?
Threaten to call him mom
*his mom but maybe call him mom I don't know 2025 is a crazy time
Lol to the commens
Put the couch outside
Play some Enya. They can’t resist
Burn. The. Sofa.