I am open to advice on how to get a red squirrel out of a sofa.

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Put a fox in the sofa

Did it explode or melt?

with food

Bonfire.

Live trap with peanut butter next to it and leave the house for the weekend.

12GA?

I don't think that would get it out.

Resilient little buggers, eh?

Got em in the end. I hope, no idea how big this family was.

Nice work! #evicted

Smoke? Haha

Don't think my wife would appreciate me picking up a new habit just to fit in with the new roommates.

Act like a nut?

Threaten to call him mom

*his mom but maybe call him mom I don't know 2025 is a crazy time

Lol to the commens

Put the couch outside

Play some Enya. They can’t resist

Burn. The. Sofa.