What if Donald Trump is really Satoshi Nakamoto? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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That would be hilarious

Imagine, the us would automatically have their btc reserve

Unless he lost the keys ๐Ÿ˜‚

That's even funnier

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Heโ€™s very likely Shitoshi Nakamoto the ultimate king of shitcoins.

My moneyโ€™s still on Peter Thielโ€ฆ

Donald Trump is actually Peter Thiel.

I'm sure he solved the Byzantine Generals Problem

He found a general solution.

He fired them all ๐Ÿ˜‚

Good one!

We all Donald

At some point

Except Craig ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeap, Craig is definitely not Donald๐Ÿ˜‚

I doubt he could decrypt a Caesar cipher.

Or even a Caesar Salad ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Doubt it

The future might think he was.

He wouldn't know one end of a BIP from where his fucking fridge is in Mar a Lago!!

Not your BIP, not your fridge

What if youโ€™re really Craig Wright? ๐Ÿคฃ

You got me.

Have you seen the scalability of BSV? ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The chances of Trump being Satoshi are approximately the same as that of the Moon having a chewy chocolate center.

Iโ€™ll ask the Selenites next time I visit there ๐Ÿ˜‚