Of course I look worse than on my profile picture, bitch, wake up.

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Same. ๐Ÿคฃ

I'd hit it.

Pfffft you would ๐Ÿ™„

I like a girl with a big beak.

Interesting. I like similar thing in guys. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Confirmed: Pecker size matters.

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I too can't convince my husband to stop trying. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚ off to ugly myself up a little more...

It won't work.

Do you two remember if i was on cornychat last night๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฌ? I smoked ALOT of weed yesterday.

Kind of, but not really. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lol as in you can't quite remember or i just "wasn't really there"?

Yes.

This

I suppose a cigar and whiskey combo can have that effect.

You popped in a couple of times didn't respond, said something and disappeared. It was close to midnight for you. ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's starting to come back now lol. I kept falling in and out of sleep.

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Lol I used to play WoT like that back in the day

Always saying such sweet things

Operation hose down the horny cheese ball with ice water is in the planning stages.

Who tf doesn't ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm not even made of yarn

I'm not actually Randy Savage ๐Ÿคซ

OH THE THIN LINE OF LIES

And I don't have a zoomer broccoli hair cut either. I sit on a throne of lies ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚