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Revolution

“Can’t zap this”

Apple orders Damus off the road.

#D4

All sorts of forces are involved now.

Exhibit A

"I can't control it, so you can't use it."

1900s Apple enforcing policies against a Roadstr

Sorry sir, you have to use Apple's ostriches to use this road

Is that the new environmental friendly vehicle they are taking about?

Early 20th century adoption of #nostr

Sir Sir! Please tell me how to be #nostr like you?!

Damus pulled over by apple.

#nostriches don't comply

Never did, never will

Man on motorcycle owned by bank waves to sovereign individual who owns his own transportation

"Apple vs Nostr" ?

Nostr before it was cool 😎

😂

Listen you oil slave fossil burning two wheeler, this bird can’t fly, and I don’t need to burn fuel to get home, what’s your beef here?

🤭

No, no zaps for you.

~apple ceo

I'm sorry, officer. You won't understand. It's a purple thing and I'm from the future.

ser, your animal is contributing to pollution by farting too much

Biker: “Slow down there buddy, you making us all look bad. How did you get that thing so fast?”

Man on Ostrich cart: “Easy, I don’t work for you anymore!”

Pardon me sir butt I'll have to stick my thumb up there and make sure you've correctly gendered your carriage.

Is that Tim Cook coming to tell Nostriches not to do something?

Become Ungovernable

Australia in 1950

May I see your license and registration!

"Sir- that's a funny looking horse!"

BOM DIA

Nostriches both leading the way and doing all the work while the gov does the only thing it knows how.