>leases an overpriced shitbox

>can't do his own laundry

>spends OVER TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR on fucking SALAD

>spends way too much money on dates (not even a girlfriend)

>constantly skiing

>somehow has large a "fun" budget on top of skiing and dates

>only works 30 hours per week

>has the gall to say it's the city's fault