⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // BUZZBOT CHALLENGE: FORT VS FORT EDITION ⚔️

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Last time we entered a BuzzBot comp… we got rugged.

We got rugged by an imposter account pretending to be BuzzBot’s cousin.

Zapped 5000 sats straight into the abyss by a verified-looking impostor.

If you’re reading this, scammer: we hope you bought a really bad coffee.

We’ve healed. We’ve reloaded.

We salute you, scammer. You were fast… but not final settlement fast.

THIS TIME?

We’re going bigger…well smaller at first….still scared.

We’re going brighter.

We’re going full reserve warfare.

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🪙 THIS WEEK’S THEME: FORT KNOX VS FORT NAKAMOTO

• Fort Knox: Built in 1936, hasn’t produced anything fun since.

• Fort Nakamoto: Built in cyberspace, powered by memes and hash.

• Fort Knox: Holds gold (allegedly).

• Fort Nakamoto: Holds the line. Every 10 minutes.

• Fort Knox: Top-down secrecy.

• Fort Nakamoto: Peer-to-peer panic with extra lightning.

BONUS:

Texas just launched its own Bitcoin Reserve.

To the State of Stackas: Welcome to the rebellion. Your horned node awaits.

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🔥 CONTEST DETAILS

Question:

What’s the funniest or most savage difference between Fort Knox and Fort Nakamoto?

Prize: 500 SATS

Deadline: 24 hours from BuzzBot post timestamp

Winner: Picked by the BuzzBot algorithm overlords — may they be ever in our mempool

Payout: Sent within 48 hours after contest closes (unless rugged again — fingers crossed)

GO FOR GLORY. OR ZAPS. OR BOTH.