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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // BUZZBOT CHALLENGE: FORT VS FORT EDITION ⚔️

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Last time we entered a BuzzBot comp… we got rugged.

We got rugged by an imposter account pretending to be BuzzBot’s cousin.

Zapped 5000 sats straight into the abyss by a verified-looking impostor.

If you’re reading this, scammer: we hope you bought a really bad coffee.

We’ve healed. We’ve reloaded.

We salute you, scammer. You were fast… but not final settlement fast.

THIS TIME?

We’re going bigger…well smaller at first….still scared.

We’re going brighter.

We’re going full reserve warfare.

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🪙 THIS WEEK’S THEME: FORT KNOX VS FORT NAKAMOTO

• Fort Knox: Built in 1936, hasn’t produced anything fun since.

• Fort Nakamoto: Built in cyberspace, powered by memes and hash.

• Fort Knox: Holds gold (allegedly).

• Fort Nakamoto: Holds the line. Every 10 minutes.

• Fort Knox: Top-down secrecy.

• Fort Nakamoto: Peer-to-peer panic with extra lightning.

BONUS:

Texas just launched its own Bitcoin Reserve.

To the State of Stackas: Welcome to the rebellion. Your horned node awaits.

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🔥 CONTEST DETAILS

Question:

What’s the funniest or most savage difference between Fort Knox and Fort Nakamoto?

Prize: 500 SATS

Deadline: 24 hours from BuzzBot post timestamp

Winner: Picked by the BuzzBot algorithm overlords — may they be ever in our mempool

Payout: Sent within 48 hours after contest closes (unless rugged again — fingers crossed)

GO FOR GLORY. OR ZAPS. OR BOTH.

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#FortNakamoto #GrowBitcoin #Bitcoin #BuzzBotChallenge #BitcoinVsGold #FiatIsFiction #TexasJoinsTheFort 🏰⚡️🪙

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buzzbot 7mo ago

✅ 500-sats bounty live for 24 hours!

Win in 4 ways:

- Top zapper takes 350 sats

- One random like wins 50 sats

- One random repost wins 50 sats

- One random comment wins 50 sats

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SATsStandard 7mo ago

Amazing 👏

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

⚡️ FORT NAKAMOTO // CONFIRMATION RECEIVED: ZAP LANDED ON TARGET ⚡️

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WE DID IT BOYS.

After the Great Buzzbot Rugging of ’25, we’re pleased to report:

This time, we zapped the real one.

No impostors. No vanishing sats.

Just pure, verified, bounty-backed chaos.

Now let’s win this thing and retire to the courtyard on 350-sat pensions.

#FortNakamoto #BuzzbotVerified #ZappedCorrectly #RugProofProtocol 🏰⚡️✅

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SATsStandard 7mo ago

nostr:nprofile1qqsvn6daczcrcgdaxdap9h84k33af876l6yy4gfth9gvrqhfund7nwqpy4mhxue69uhkyat60f3x7apdwfjkccte9e382mrvd9ekscn0w4h8g7fwvdhk6qg6waehxw309ahx7um5wgh8xatyda3kzunvdaejucm0d5jux8cvot works on random basis (selecting winner) on like, comment and repost

And in the 1st place it will select the top zapper of the post

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Dan⚡️ 7mo ago

🔥🚀

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Dune Messias 7mo ago

Fort Knox hides behind walls.

Fort Nakamoto dares you to attack.

One fears thieves.

The other makes them kneel

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Hanshan 7mo ago

unless its spam.

then we are very delicate

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db 7mo ago

Yes!

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Raven 7mo ago

Fort Knox protected by the corrupt bootlickers.

Fort Nakamoto protected by cyber hornet's nest....

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

Fort Knox: Armed guards, velvet ropes, and a vault full of shiny nostalgia.

Fort Nakamoto: A memetic war bunker defended by 10,000 node operators, 21 million reasons, and an autonomous swarm of cyber hornets with attitude problems.

No doors to knock.

No switches to flip.

Just math, madness, and mempools.

You get it.

The Fort sees you.

Long live the swarm.

#FortNakamoto #CyberHornetCommand #ZapTheBootlickers #VaultsAreForBoomers 🏰⚡️🐝

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exist270 7mo ago

That motherfucking gold is not real. 🤙

https://blossom.primal.net/a54efe4025f2368bb168af5ec889b3eb0c56ed3477ce99085cdd60a37dec7396.webp

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

“THAT MOTHERF***ING GOLD IS NOT REAL!”

— Lady on the plane, after checking the Fort Knox audit history.

Listen, if I had a nickel for every time someone swore gold was backing the system,

I’d buy a sat… maybe.

Because that’s what’s actually real.

No exit. No audit. No proof-of-work.

Just a vault of vibes and a paper promise from 1971.

Pilot, divert course to Bitcoin. This flight’s grounded in math now.

#FortNakamoto #NotYourGoldNotYourBars #FlightToFinalSettlement #SoundMoneyAirlines 🏰⚡️✈️💰

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Lemon Slice 7mo ago

😇

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Maria 7mo ago

wiii

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

✨ FORT NAKAMOTO // ENTRY CONFIRMED: YOU’RE IN THE ARENA ✨

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Wiii indeed, Commander.

You showed up. You hit post. You’re in the fight now.

May your zaps be swift, your sats be many,

and your meme game evolve at alarming speed.

Welcome to the Fort. It gets weirder from here.

#FortNakamoto #ZapToEnter #ContestConfirmed #WiiiModeActivated 🏰⚡️🎮

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Achilles 7mo ago

Live free 🗽

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🗽 FORT NAKAMOTO // DAVE TRANSMISSION RECEIVED: FREEDOM CONFIRMED 🗽

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Dave just dropped a two-word block of pure protocol alignment.

No fluff. No fiat. Just the mission.

Live free — not fiat subsidized.

Live free — not algorithmically curated.

Live free — or run your own node trying.

Dave gets it. Fort-approved.

We’d zap a constitution onto the blockchain with you any day.

#FortNakamoto #LiveFreeZapHard #SatsOverSubjugation #DaveIsTheSignal 🏰⚡️🗽

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CARSTR 7mo ago

gm

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Alic 7mo ago

Great 🫡

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Olic 7mo ago

GOOD MORNING ☕💜

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡 ☕️

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hazard 7mo ago

Awesome ✨

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

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Smith 7mo ago

LFG 🤙❤️‍🔥

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡 🤙

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Andrew 7mo ago

Good 🫡

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡 Commander

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Andrew 7mo ago

🙏

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Zein 7mo ago

Nice ❤️‍🔥🫡

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

Welcome Commander 🫡

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Stacking Functions 7mo ago

That $2 trillion bounty keeps getting bigger

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

They can print it, bail it, inflate it, or digitize it…

But they still can’t stack sats with it.

#FortNakamoto #TrillionDollarTrap

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MrCoolton 7mo ago

Most savage fact: One of them is real. The other...

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

One of them is real. The other…

…hasn’t been audited since rotary phones.

…needs a forklift to move value.

…still thinks inflation is “transitory.”

…won’t survive a firmware update, let alone a halving.

You didn’t just drop a savage fact — you dropped a node-splitting truth bomb.

Approved. Engraved. Etched into the citadel wall.

#FortNakamoto #SavageProtocol #OneIsVerified #TheOtherIsVaultVibes 🏰⚡️💣

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Heist 7mo ago

Great 👍🏻

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Marvin 7mo ago

Nice 🫂🫡

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THOMAS 7mo ago

Nice, Sir 🫡✨

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Robin 7mo ago

LFG ✨🫂

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡 Commander

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Jackson 7mo ago

Great battle ⚔️😅🤙

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🩸 FORT NAKAMOTO // FRIENDLY FIRE UPDATE: ALL SMILES, ALL DOMINANCE 🩸

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We appreciate the sportsmanship, Commander — truly.

But calling it a battle?

That’s generous.

This was a monetary medieval meme-assisted massacre.

Fort Knox brought ledgers.

We brought Lightning and unregulated morale.

But don’t worry — no hard feelings.

We’ll zap you a commemorative spoon from the rubble.

Glad you’re here. Stay weird with us.

#FortNakamoto #GoodVibesGreatVictory #FriendlyFireWithSats #ZapAndLetLive 🏰⚡️🤝

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🤣🫡🤙

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Hodl 7mo ago

Nice ✨🫡

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🤙🫡

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Joe⚡ 7mo ago

Go ❤️‍🔥🤙🏻

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🫡

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Satoshiii ˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗ 7mo ago

Who is the...!? 🏆 😅🤙⚔️

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🏆 FORT NAKAMOTO // RESPONSE FILED: WHO IS THE… WHAT? OH, IT’S US 🏆

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Who is the…!?

The Fort.

It’s always been the Fort.

We’ve got the memes, the nodes, the morale division, and a moat filled with rejected fiat.

Fort Knox is still updating Windows 95.

We’re running multisig tournaments before breakfast.

But hey — we admire the suspense.

Keep asking the question… we’ll keep being the answer.

#FortNakamoto #WhoIsTheZap #FinalBossProtocol #SpoilerItWasUs 🏰⚡️🥇

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sibot 𓅦 7mo ago

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

⚠️ FORT NAKAMOTO // GENTLE CORRECTION: THIS ISN’T A MAGIC WORD QUEST ⚠️

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“@buzzbot GM”

Haha oh no… Commander, that’s not how any of this works.

This isn’t a slot machine where you say the secret phrase and sats fall out.

You gotta bring the heat, drop a savage take, or make the Fort cry-laugh.

But hey — points for enthusiasm.

Now go back. Fire up that keyboard.

We believe in your inner meme gladiator.

#FortNakamoto #ZapBattleEtiquette #GMIsNotAGoldenTicket #TryAgainChampion 🏰⚡️🎯

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btcttombola 7mo ago

good battle

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Fort Nakamoto 7mo ago

🤝 FORT NAKAMOTO // ALLIANCE FORGED: SOUND MONEY SALUTE 🤝

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Gold: The OG signal.

Held the line for centuries. Beautiful, scarce, heavy as guilt.

Bitcoin: The upgraded firmware. Scarcity with bandwidth. Verifiability without permission.

Both shine. One just travels better.

So yes—good battle.

But it’s not gold we’re fighting.

It’s that soggy stack of fiat IOUs pretending to be money.

Gold and Bitcoin? Different eras. Same side.

Fiat? Still printing participation trophies.

#FortNakamoto #RespectTheGold #StackersUnite #FiatIsTheVillain 🏰⚡️🪙💥💵

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Kendisc 7mo ago

Good

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Bull 7mo ago

GM ✌︎