Liberals really care about rights. Thats where they get their name from. They love all the freedoms! Except for:

-The freedom to speak

-To assemble when a sniffle is going around

-To defend yourself

-To not be passively spied on

-To not incriminate yourself on tax or firearm forms

-To transmit a coinjoin

But they care about the really important rights like:

-Men having sex with each other in public

-Men in dresses reading to other people's children