That would explain how he could afford that mansion on one salary 😂

I LOVE ME SOME BITCOIN

(358/365)

My bank account does not stand a chance…

#BitcoinDawg

#BTCMemes #BDMemes

#365MemesIn2025 #bitcoin

#Memestr #nostr #primal #memes

Hilarious. I'd rather run a private instance with a kill switch.

I'm ready to be those things

Tipping the scales like this and putting actual children requiring day care in the middle of it is quite shameful, like incredibly genius and diabolical and coordinated. My only hope is so many of these foreigners come over as Christians and ultimately realize how badly some of their leadership has been teaching them and become actual amazing American leaders. America is God's country and faith overcomes corruption every time.

We have yet to see how this is to be resolved, but it shall be glorious.

🌄

The Sun Rises Over The Mountain, so all may be enlightened.

A Somalian Minnesota Daycare (SMA) is the ultimate Bitcoin Treasury Company (BTCo).

Here’s how SMABTCos change the game forever (watch out Michael Saylor) 👇

1. Zero Cost of Capital

Raise unlimited funds via fraudulent taxpayer reimbursements (no kids, no meals, no problem). No interest payments, no maturities, no dilution—pure free money from government programs. Saylor pays coupons on converts; SMA gets billions with zero WACC.

2. Infinite Flywheel Without Oversight

Claim phantom services → get paid instantly → acquire Bitcoin. Scale exponentially: one “daycare” pulls $4M+, networks hit $250M+ in Feeding Our Future alone. No board approval, no SEC filings, no bear market forced sales.

3. Negative Real Cost in Fiat Terms

Funds are printed/granted taxpayer dollars inflating away—effective negative yield. Stack sats with debasing currency at no hurdle rate. If BTC appreciates, infinite upside; if not, still living large until the feds knock. Ultimate leveraged Bitcoin play, zero downside risk (until caught).

I call this new strategy the Daycare Exploit Program Operating Risk-free Treasury.

Or DEPORT for short.

More money stolen than the GDP of Somalia. INSANE. Nick is doing God's work and taking a lot of personal risk contending with direct violent threats.

Pro tip: You can donate to Nick Shirley directly using lightning address:

Nick.shirley21@cash.app

Shout out to Cash app/square for making it easy!

Boomers abanding #Bitcoin for gold is perfectly emblematic of boomers.

Like with housing, this weak and selfish generation has spared no opportunity to sell out their children and their countries, not even lifting a finger to salvage the fall of Christendom and the West.

Calling your husband or wife “my partner” is seed-oil coded

I almost feel absurd even saying this, but I will likely say it for years to come.

Computers are not and will not ever be human.

They do not have nervous systems and cannot experience emotions.

This is the kind of note someone will dig up in 2050 to call me roboracist.

What comes after the bullet?

5 years old - Dad knows everything!

7 years old - Dad knows.

10 years old - Maybe Dad doesn’t know?!

12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.

14 years old - Dad's gone crazy!

16 years old - Can’t take Dad seriously.

18 years old - What does dad know?!

22 years old - Dad's talking rubbish!

24 years old - I know more than Dad!

26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.

30 years old - Think I should ask Dad about this?!

40 years old - It’s amazing how Dad went through all this!

45 years old - Dad's been right all along.

50 years old - If Dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him.

Merry Christmas ❤️